Better late than never! 11:45pm… but it is still definitely Wednesday.
The Write On Wednesdays Rules: Feel free to get creative with the writing exercises – there isn’t a right or wrong. Please do try to visit the other members of Write On Wednesdays and leave a comment.
Write On Wednesdays Exercise 6 – Status Anxiety: Log onto your Facebook/Twitter page and write down the first status update you see. Set a timer for 5 minutes. Write the first words that come into your head after your prompt. Stop when the buzzer rings. Do this exercise over and over if you wish.
First Facebook status I saw: “Recently changed my morning coffee place, it’s now better, less busy and cheaper. Plus, I found out this morning I am getting a discount cause I bring my own cup. Screw you old coffee place with your stupid line ups, expensive coffee and cheesy shirts you wear on Fridays”
Kevin pushed open the office door pausing for just a moment and holding his KeepCup in front of him. A few of his coworkers rolled their eyes as he once again announced how he loved his KeepCup, it kept his coffee hotter longer, and the new place on the corner even charged him less for using it. Kevin is that kind of pain in the ass, environmentally and socially aware to the point that it seems a sickening game. Yesterday, he had spotted Kelly discard of a can of Diet Coke in the regular bin. Seeing this, and knowing that the office had paper and cardboard recyclables only, Kevin suggested Kelly could keep the can with her until such a time as she could get rid of it in an environmentally conscious manner.
Nudging the door open, Kevin looked at the eyes on him as he rummaged for his keys in his pocket, holding his coffee out in front so he had better access. He knew the people he worked with were wary of him. If only he could tell them. If only he could share. But, it was a secret. He had to remain quiet. He saw Kelly and winced in memory of the telling off he gave her yesterday. Dropping his bag next to his station he sighed heavily and to hold back the tears of a violent liar he reprimanded Jason, who worked opposite him, for merely logging out and not shutting down his computer overnight.
Thanks to The Designer for the use of his Facebook status.